October 5, 2012

  • When nostalgia hits

    3am and I may or may not have reactivated my Facebook once again and gone on an unfriending spree. I have recently been entertaining the idea of permanently reactivating my Facebook more and more. But we'll see.

    I was going to finish my blog post for September, but for old time sake, I shall fill out this survey which I used to frequently do when I used to have Facebook

     

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    1. When was the last time you swam in a pool?
    LONGG TIME AGO. I don't even remember! I used to swim like a fish as a kid, but I started disliking it because of body issues. Got over it. But now I'm visually impaired and it's very disorienting not to wear glasses. Wearing contacts isn't an option for swimming though. 

    2. Do you like to party?
    Impartial

    3. If your ex suddenly kissed you right now, what would you do?
    I would have to get an ex first (lol some things never change)

    4. You seeing someone?
    Nope

    5. What are your parents views on sex?
    Not before marriage

    6. If you ran into your current crush in 10 years would you marry them?
    Which one? LOL! There has been one too many. But sure, I'll marry any one of them winky

    7. Is your best friend dating anyone?
    Most of my good friends are in a relationship

    8. Describe the shirt you’re wearing.
    Grey and old

    9. Do people who wear Hollister and Abrerbrombie every day bother you?
    No

    10. Could you go out in public without wearing make-up?
    I rarely wear makeup

    11. What is one feature that you don’t like?
    On me? My very acne prone skin

    12. Would people describe you as happy?
    Sure, though I don't think that would be the first adjective that'll come to mind when describing me

    13. Are you single?
    NBSB happy

    14. Does it bother you that pretty much every survey you take asks if you’re single?
    No. Though it is pointless

    15. Do you have Tumblr?
    Yes. But it's been inactive for some years now

    16. What about Xanga?
    LOL! I'm on it now

    17. Have you ever babysat before?
    Yes

    18. Is there a teacher who you absolutely hate?
    Naw

    19. Ever shopped at Sephora?
    Yes

    20. If your current partner suddenly moved away what would you do?
    If I had a partner, and they move away I'd let them (?) 

    21. Do you have any university plans?
    Yes

    22. If your best friend revealed she was a homosexual, what would you do?
    "I've always known"
    23. What are your views on sex?
    Sex is a normal, biological process needed for any species survival

    24. Do sexual questions bother you?
    No. Not really

    25. Would you rather have sex with your partner or break up?
    What? This question doesn't even make sense

    26. Have you ever dreamed about your wedding?
    'Fcourse

    27. Does it bother you when people TYpe 1yk dis’? Nd stuff?
    FUCK YES

    28. Do you delete pictures of you and your exes off of Facebook?
    Literally not a concern for me

    29. Would you ever date a friends Ex?
    Most likely not. Unless they dates in like Gr 6 or something. LOLOL

    30. What’s the last book you read?
    Sinner -Sara Douglass

    31. Ready for 10 simple questions?
    Bring it

    32. What is your last name?
    Malbataan

    33. What grade are you in?
    Grade college

    34. What school do you go to?
    WCCMT

    35. Summer, Fall, Winter or Spring?
    Fall

    36. Favorite Color?
    Black and white

    37. Are your parents together?
    Always and forever

    38. Any siblings?
    Two

    39. Favorite subject?
    English and biology

    40. Least favorite subject?
    Case FUCKING study

    41. Favorite song?
    None

    42. Okay. Simple questions are over. Happy?
    ... it was never complex...

    43. How many friends do you have on Facebook?
    2-300+? IDK

    44. Ever been requested by some old guy from another country?
    No

    45. Have you ever googled yourself?
    Yes

    46. Have a Formspring?
    Yes

    47. You’re offered free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. What do you do?
    Wait til the day before the concert then resell it 4x it's price

    48. Would you rather spend the day at an amusement park or a water park?
    At home

    49. Been to Disney world?
    No.

    50. If someone posts their status “9 Inches :( ” do you know what they mean?
    No.

    51. Ever had a boyfriend?
    No.

    52. Ever had a huge crush on someone who still doesn’t know?
    Yes LOLOLOL

    53. Have you done something in the last week that you regret?
    Yes

    54. Ever drank alcohol?
    Yes

    55. Know anyone who’s currently doing drugs?
    Yes

    56. Ever watched The Hills?
    No

    57. What about Jersey Shore?
    No

    58. Ever called someone a slut?
    As a joke

    59. What do you think of short shorts?
    Assss...hmmnnn

    60. Does it bother you if people swear around you?
    When literally every other word is a swear word

    61. Have you ever gotten an A in a subject?
    Yes

    62. What about a B?
    Yes

    63. And a C?
    Yes

    64. How about a D?
    It's not the same as "F" right? What the hell is a "D"? I was never clear on that 

    65. Ever plagiarised?
    To some degree

    66. Would you consider yourself popular and outcast or somewhere in the middle?
    I consider myself friendly and surrounded by good company

    67. Are most of your friends older or younger than you?
    Older. Not by much though

    68. Ever been stabbed In the back by a close friend?
    Yes 

    69. Do you think it’s immature when people laugh at the number 69?
    Depends on the situation 

    70. Ever watched Porn?
    Yes. Welcome to the internet

    71. How many laws do you think you’ve broken in the past month?
    Going over the speed limit. 

    72. Do you wake up with an alarm clock?
    Only when I need to

    73. Do you prefer Wednesdays or Thursdays?
    Fuck Wednesdays

    74. If your school had a Glee Club would you join?
    FUCK NO

    75. Ever performed in a talent show?
    I'm talentless

    76. Have you ever cried in public?
    Probably

    77. Do you have a favorite between your Mom and your Dad?
    Not preference per se, I just have a different relationship with my Dad seeing as I'm the sole girl

    78. Would you audition for a reality talent competition?
    Talentless

    79. How many celebrity crushes have you had?
    Too many to count

    80. How many non-celebrity crushes have you had?
    Even more than celebrity crushes

    81. Name 5 male celebrities who you think are attractive.
    Off the top of my head: Tom Welling, Jason Statham, Brad Pitt, Hugh Dancy, Matt Damon. 

    82. Name 5 female celebrities who you think are attractive.
    Again, off the top of my head: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Megan Fox, Christina Hendrix, Kirsten Kruek

    83. Ever been compared to a celebrity?
    No

    84. Have any embarrassing pictures on Facebook?
    Each and every single one

    85. Do you think spending 20$ on Lip Gloss is a waste of money?
    Yes

    86. Ever used Opinionated?
    Don't even know what that is

    87. Do you have a favorite store?
    Any food store

    88. Would you ever wear Flare Jeans?
    Sure

    89. Do you own jeans that aren’t skinny?
    Yes

    90. Have you ever worn the same outfit twice in one week?
    Probably

    91. What’s the longest period of time you’ve been away from school?
    A summer

    92. Do you google abbreviations you don’t understand?
    Yes

    93. Does it bother you when people have cats as their profile picture?
    Why should it?

    94. Own a pair of converse?
    No

    95. Is there a teacher at your school who has obvious favorites?
    Probably

    96. If yes, are you one of them?
    LOL. No

    97. Do you text in class?
    Yes

    98. What brand of jeans do you wear the most?
    Not very particular with brands

    99. At what point do you think sizes are “Plus Sized?” Most magazines say 10. Do you agree?
    If there is any less than "Not giving a shit" then that's how much I care for this question

    100. Do you want to lose weight? 
    I want to be healthy *answers this with  KitKat in mouth at 4am*

    101. Ever seen a therapist?
    Physio Therapist?

    102. Ever watched porn?
    Already answered this

    103. Ever purposely ignored a text?
    For the time being. Eventually answer it

    104. A facebook message?
    No. I don't think so

    105. A poke?
    Yes

    106. A friend request?
    Probably

    107. Would you say you read into things too much?
    Used to

    108. Is your best friend more likely to be the one suggesting something stupid or refusing to do something stupid?
    I'm the instigator

    109. Do you have a “fun friend?” (A friend who you have tons of fun with but you never really have deep conversations?)
    Naw

    110. Ever been called a bully?
    LOLOLOL

    111. Ever purposely hurt yourself?
    Yes

    112. Ever gone to church?
    Yes

    113. Would you call either or your parents screw ups?
    Hell no

    114. If you turned out exactly like your Dad would you be pleased?
    More than pleased :')

    115. What about your Mom?
    I am like my mom to a degree, that's why we clash 

    116. Let me guess… You have brown hair?
    Wrong, fucker

    117. Already know what you’re being for Halloween?
    Kind of

    118. Do you still go Trick or Treating?
    No bummed

    119. Ever liked someone WAY older than you?
    HAHAHA. Yes. David Caruso, Liam Neeson heart

    120. Does it bother you when people have really loud conversations on the bus?
    Only when I'm reading

    121. When you have sunglasses on, do you stare at people?
    Yes LOLOL

    122. Ever had a credit card denied?
    No *knock on wood

    123. What’s the last movie you watched?
    Haven't finished watching Hysteria 2011

    124. Last TV Show?
    Don't remember. Don't watch much tv

    125. You see your Ex making out with one of your friends. What do you do?
    Highly improbable

    126. Ever been called a whore?
    Jokingly

    127. Ever sang the national anthem?
    Yes

    128. Ever made yourself throw up?
    Yes. One too many drinks =/

    129. Have you ever kissed someone who wasn’t your Partner?
    No

    130. Are you Cute or Gross?
    Again, what in the actual fuck? 

    131. Does it bother you when people say “LOOK HOW MUCH YOU’VE GROWN!”
    Naww

    132. Can you say intelligent things around the guy you like?
    LOL NO! I get flustered around crushes

    133. Ever had the lead in a play?
    No

    134. What about a solo in a concert?
    Kind of

    135. What kind of a student are you?
    Procrastinating kind

    136. Worst grade you’ve ever gotten with a Letter?
    F

    137. Worst grade you’ve ever gotten with a number?
    36%?? Didn't go to my finals worth 60%

    138. Ever had a crush on a teacher?
    Yes :X

    139. Would it bother you if you found out that your mother was pregnant?
    Yes, specially since she has her tube tied

    140. How late do you sleep in?
    I can sleep for dayssss

    141. Do you edit your profile pictures before posting them?
    Naww

    142. Be 100% honest. Do you have any friends who are uglier than you?
    No

    143. Do you believe in all that inner beauty crap?
    Yes

    144. Would you consider yourself a good student?
    LOLOLOL

    145. Does it bother you when Surveys ask “Did you like this survey?”
    Eh

    146. Salty, Sweet, Sour or Spicy?
    Nix the sour, I'll take everything else

    147. Are you going into High School this year?
    Nope

    148. What about Junior High?
    Nope

    149. What is one thing someone could say to you right now that would make you cry?
    Bad news. IE: death *knock on wood

    150. Last question. How many unread messages are in your phone?
    1

     

    -Elle Are Emm