October 6, 2011

  • We're grown women, our ID says so *superman stance

    Tuesday

    School went on as usual. After, as we've planned ate DP and I met up for a Tuesday evening night out of debauchery. 

    Yeahp,  I stood behind her for a 3 full minutes, before she realized that I was there laughing 

    We were supposed to go to the pub near the sky train and near her school, but it was closed for renovation. I then remembered that there was another pub a few blocks away that I've been meaning to check out. What was supposed to be a 5-10 minute walk turned into half hour. Due to road constructions we had to make our way around, somewhat lost in the dreadful windy, gloomy and misty weather. Though the walk took longer than expected, it wasn't actually prolonged. We had many things to catch up on about mutual -old- friends and just life in general.We eventually found the pub, which wasn't quite busy despite the great atmosphere. 

    We settled in, and stayed in there for close to three hours. There was never a dull moment, and I quickly realized how close in personality we were *high five*.  We both have conversational ADD, so the night's topic went from relationships, personalities, jokes, etc.  2.5 glass of beer and a slight buzz later, we headed out and towards home since it was already dark out. Funny how time just seems to suspend in the air when you're having a good time. 

    On our way to the pub earlier, as a joke we said we were going to visit the local, conveniently located Adult Store for kicks and giggles. Buzzed but refreshed with the cold evening breeze, we went in before we completely go unnerved.

    DP: okay! let's do it! but wait we have to act mature *giggle fit

    ME: SHUSH! Stop giggling! We are grown women and our ID says so

      

    So we stilled ourselves, put on our best sober grown women face and entered the shop. I had this image in my head of a very creepy clerk and a flasher hanging about in a trench coat plus all sorts of shenanigans. It was quite anti climatic really; it was just her and I inside browsing, confused and fascinated. Although I must say, sex manufacturers are quite inventive, some of the stuff in the store were very discreet and some were even really pretty. For instance, vibrators that look like cellphone charms and glass dildo in the form of a rose flower which could probably pass off as paper weight if one does not know any better.  I've actually always wanted to gift a sex toy of sort as a gag gift to a girlfriend. Hmmnnnnn

    After a good 20 mins in the store, we subtly did the backing out off the store while still browsing as an exit strategy. As soon as we got out we broke into giggle fits as expected especially when notice a few people noticing us exit the store. Hey, you might as well take full advantage of all the fun stuff adult hood offers right? 

    NEXT STOP:  STRIP CLUB

    So home bound it was, saw and conversed with a god-daughter in the train, bused. then reached home. As I was snuggled up in my bed reading my book until I fall asleep, ate DP called me up and we talked for another 3 hrs on the phone. I was honestly sleepy especially with having had a few beers in my system but I enjoyed the conversation so even though 3/4 through I was babbling and falling asleep I kept on. I haven't had this type of phone conversation since I was in gr.9/10, and I actually quite missed. 

     

    Wednesday:

    Having had a late night, I really wanted to stay in and sleep but I made an early appointment for a massage so I forced my butt to get ready and headed out. 

     

    This is what I came down to before leaving. Apparently, Aso couldn't see and has been bumping everywhere so mother decided to tie the fur that covers his eyes in a ponytail.

     

    Had my massage, had three hours to kill before I needed to head downtown for my practicum, but of course I fooled around instead of studying. Then headed to Metro Town to purchase a few things.

    Which include these babies among other stuff. 

    Dizzying escalator at Granville 

    Yesterday (Wednesday) was actually my last Wednesday rotation downtown, then my schedule switches so now I make my trek there on Mondays instead. I'm happy to say that my last shift went without a hitch.

    On my way home, Babsie picked me up from King George and treated me out to bubble tea happy. I was hunting for a place to purchase food but since it was past 10PM, every restaurant was practically closed. So, I went home and ate Mother's cooking which was surprisingly good. She cooked a few dished since Father is home bound today for a few days from his work. I'm quite excite actually. Everything is just going so well in my life that I don't know why I've only realized this at this moment. 

    Let me just take this moment to thank God for having granted me this life that I now lead.There isn't anything more I can ask for. I'm not an entirely religious person, which makes me guilty for only being grateful when all is in my favour, regardless, I feel sincerely blessed.

    It's 3AM now, and I've quite honestly given up on trying to measure my own bra size so that I can purchase my intimates online and I don't have to go in the shop all awkward like. But hey! I managed entering a Adult Shop with my best mature woman face didn't I? I think I could survive buying my own undergarments now. Somehow though, I feel like its easier to visit a million porn stores that it is to buy my own bra and panties. Anyway, I have  a full day ahead. So I'm going back to sleep

     

    -Elle Are Emm